Wednesday, 29 February 2012

the hassle of super heroes

Heroes are a hassle; they simply cannot mind their own business. They obliviously save people who jump off buildings, I don’t think people would jump off buildings voluntarily if they wanted to be saved, like really now. In the movie “The Invincibles” a man sued the hero for saving him, as ridiculous as that may be I agree with what the man did, it’s all about the principles of things.
Heroes come and go, but what stays is the need for them. Ask anyone if they would like a hero, they will say yes... they give hope to the hopeless and lost, nearly every human being on the planet would like to be a super hero, actually they will even settle for ordinary hero, but not to take anything away from heroes, in all honesty heroes are overrated. All they ever do is save the day, save the planet, mess up the bad guys plans and destroy buildings and roads all at the same time. Heroes are worse than villains at-least villains have a purpose we know and understand, destruction and world domination, I think that heroes forget that they are all about keeping the peace sometimes. The villains’ plans never seem to pan out... there is always some idiot wearing his undies on-top of his pyjamas standing in his way. The heroes costumes are a bit too much, sometimes a little too colourful, they look like a bunch of fruity loops. Perhaps they would be far more in a lunatic asylum, where they all belong, Mainly Batman and his parent issues, Superman too. In the times we live in right now heroes are not needed, maybe 10 or 20 years ago a hero or two would have been appreciated If someone ever decides to invent or become a hero, just tell them one is not needed.